Earthworm

An old man see a boy is play with earthworm.
Old man: I will give you $5 if you can put a earthworm into a whole.
Boy: Ok. He use spray on earthworm, then he put it into the whole.
One day later, Old man come to meet a boy again.
Old man: Here you are $5 more; grandmother give to you good boy.
Boy: Thank you.

Die half body

A man lives in the city, and he goes to countryside to see natural view. To reach direction, he need to use boat. On the boat, he talks with with boatman.
Man: Do you know how to use smartphone?
Boatman: No, I cannot use it.
Man: It seems to die half body if you cannot use smartphone today.
Boatman: Do you how to swim?
Man: No, I don't
Boatman: If you do not know how to swim you will die full body because there is a storm coming.
Man: Gaga

Meal Time

During meal time, son and daughter are talking. Father feel annoyed and he tell them.
Father: Do not talk during meal time.
Son: But I want to tell you one thing dad.
Father: No, after meal you can tell me.
After meal time, father talk to his son.
Father: What do you want to tell me moment ago?
Son: Time is over. I want to tell you that that there was a fly in your plate.
Father: Nope

Doctor VS Chef

A chef is tired of his daily tasks. He thinks that doctor's career is easy, so he open a clinic and put a sign in front of his place: "Pay your treatment for $1,000, if not treated get back $2,00."
One Doctor thinks it is a good chance to earn $2,000, and he goes to the clinic.
Doctor: I lost my taste.
Chef:  Assistant, take medicine from box number 9 and put three drop into patient's mouth.
Doctor: It is fish sauce, Chef
Chef: Congratulation! you get your taste back. It costs $1,00.
The doctor get furious and go out. Few days later, he come back again to recover his money.
Doctor: I lost my memory, and I cannot remember anything.
Chef: Assistant, take medicine from box number 7 and put 4 drops into patient's mouth.
Doctor: However, this is fish sauce Chef.
Chef: Congratulation! You get your memory back. It costs $1,000
Doctor gets angry and go out. Some days later, he come back again.
Doctor: I lost my sight
Chef: I do not have any medicine for this. Please take $2,000.
Doctor: But it is $1,000
Chef: Congratulation! You get your vision back. It costs $1,000.

Car Park

A man Singapore drive his Rolls Royce to bank.
Man: I want to pawn my car with $10,000 because I will go to Europe one week.
Banker: Ok sir, here you are. ( after checking related document)
One week later, a man went to the bank to get his car, and pay the interest for $30.
Baker: I just wonder you are a millionaire in Singapore, why you need to pawn your car?
Man: I cannot find a good place to keep my car one week for just $30.

Home Address

A boy lose his way to home. He goes to police station to get help.
Police: Where do you live?
Boy: I live with my parents.
Police: What is your parents' home?
Boy: It's next my neighbor's home.
Police: Where is your neighbor's address?
Boy: If I tell you, you may not believe me.
Police: Just tell me, where is it?
Boy: It's next to my home
Police: Hmmm????

Speak Out

A dad walks by his son and ask him.
Dad: What are you doing?
Son: I'm watching TV?
Dad: What program are you watching?
Son: Speak Out
Dad: What?
Son: SPEAK OUT
Dad: HMMM